The unfortunate events that led to me been eaten by a spider

I spy a spider, climbing up my wall SPLAT!
That's the only way to deal with that
I spy a spider,crawling by my shoe
SQUASH! is the way to deal with you
I spy a spider, all big and hairy
HA-HA-HA not at all scary
I spy a spider, in the washing bowl
GUSH of water and he's down the plughole
I spy a spider, dinning on a fly
Along came me and POKED him in the eye
I spy a spider, and another, and another and another
Then i see a giant one, she must be the mother
I spy a spider, and she looks very mad
I'm sorry mother spider i know i've been very bad
I spy a mean boy, who i think is rather smelly
CHOMP, CHOMP, CHOMP
But still he taste's delicious down in my belly.